If you were happily airborne and sitting in your plush airline seat, this is something that would send a shiver down your spine if you happened to be snooping at your neighboring passengers laptop as they stepped out of their seat for a bathroom break.
Remember this is NOT funny... Click HERE
Constable Shat Pant... :-)
Not something I'd suggest you try, as there a not a lot of people who would find this funny. You'd probably get a beating by fellow passengers and the rubber glove treatment upon arrival with priority landing rights at the closest airport to your current position.